Open Your Legs
There was a couple going at it for the first time, and after a while, the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider. She does and they continue. A few minutes go by and he tells her again, "Open your legs a little wider." She does, then he says again, "A little wider, hon." The woman starts getting pissed off but she does it. This continues until he asks again, "Can you open them just a little wider?" So she finally yells, "What are you trying to do; get your balls in too?" He says "No, I'm trying to get them out."